[[SWERVE]] I Got Certified To Not Poison People Recently

Posted on May 25th, 2015

AND HERE IS JUST A SMALL SAMPLE OF HOW AMAZING THE STOCK PHOTOS WERE ON THE MULTIPLE CHOICE TEST

See, what happened in the above scenario is that some dingus in a fictional kitchen somewhere forgot to switch cutting boards after preparing raw chicken.

But now that I'm certified I know how to avoid similar mistakes and keep dads everywhere safe!

Also, did you know that cockroach droppings give off a faint "oily" odor?

-B.B. Swerve